gayn:

my neighbors have 2 twin daughters who are so mean to each other and one of them was just like “omfg he asked for my number!!! im so excited!!!” and her sister was like “calm the fuck down you know hes not gonna call your ugly ass” and im literally laughing so hard bc she just called her ugly AND THEYRE IDENTICAL TWINS


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phantomdoodler:

batreaux:

anime toast running late to school with a human in its mouth


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